Saturday, January 24, 2009

Back in Chartreuse

Hello, boys and girls,

Welcome to our regularly scheduled fart.  Oops, sorry.  I loused it up; let's start again.

SLOW:

O, that the Banquet of Chaos might begin!

STUPID:

O, that the Banquet of Chaos might begin!

SCHIZO:

Let the Banquet of Chaos begin!

(All rise.  Hell breaks loose, but is quickly caught when carded for attempting to purchase laudanum.  Slow conveys him to Exiletown, where he is forced to watch television until he gets better.)

Love,

Ainandil